My girlfriend is in a lecture

I was going to go, but a 2 hour lecture on the history of penal policy (hehehe ‘penal’ sounds dirty) would probably want to make me eat my own brain

It’s strange being in an empty house that isn’t mine…

I might have a cup of tea.
Using a kettle that isn’t mine.
And tea bags and milk I haven’t paid for.

I feel like a 21st century slightly shit thief, a thief who only steals things of relative unimportance, and who really likes tea